I'm not sure quite how or why but upon entering the kitchen I noticed that the clock had sprouted a garland of flowers - was this a miracle ? Will the dilemma spread to watches, sundials and the central heating controller ? How about the trusty chronometer in our car - will they all suddenly burst into mysterious verdent jungles ?
Readers beware - to avoid future embarrassment take down your clocks on the 30th April and place them in a sealed container, bury them in the garden for the next 24 hours. I have been reliably informed that it will be perfectly safe to perform an exumation on 2nd of May.
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